2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

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celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

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gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.
― A novel written by me. (via princessariel2323)
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You were nothing to me until you were everything.
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